megafreeman:

me, an irish person: oh boy I sure do love walking in a street and being an irish person which I am really proud to be!

pearl, in her honda accord: 

meatsimulator:

meatsimulator:

theres always like these boring or maybe even kinda nice clothes or accessories and the thing that makes them just really bad is some small text like “be trippin” or “turnt” or something and its like. embarrassing

iamoutofideas:

prestige2008:

things ytp has immortalized as the absolute apexes of comedy:

• the sound of glass breaking when something collides with a surface that isnt made of glass
  
• random sharp increases in volume
• reversing a word in the middle of it being said
• reversing someone running/falling as its happening
• audiovisual stuttering
• amazingly coherent sentence mixing that makes no sense
• screaming
• overlaying cdi characters for half a second whenever someone says something like “boy” or “dinner”

Getting random midwestern teenagers into small movie studio levels of video editing & animation by putting CD-I mario wherever the hell they can put him

seasnailsplatoon:

headboardlights:

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

mezzodical:

mezzodical:

an ambient man

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

railroadsoftware:

thepowerplumber:

recentgooglesearches:

Accused of drinkos pee pee “I like the taste”

lock. him. up.

psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)